Wines

‘As soon as I had taken the little metal clasp off the top, the cork shot out passed my head and dented the roof’

‘The colour was a pale yellow, almost like urine passed through somebody who doesn’t drink very much water.’

‘The wine comes in a massive 5 litre cask which will impress even the most hesitant member of the opposite sex at any party or social gathering.’

‘don’t count out any wine if it’s cheap or free.’

‘Coolabah Crisp Dry White is a stock standard goon.’

‘With the powers of scientifically engineered grape skins and low glycemic index program, how could Nine Below do anything but please?’

‘it’s cheap and the taste reminds me of Christmas.’

‘best served neat, on the rocks or from a bag hanging from a clothes line.’