‘by the end of the glass you’ll find yourself wiping away the tears of joy and reaching out for another glass’

‘works out netter value at the supermarket.’

‘Just like SA, I guess it’s OK.’

‘you have to find the perfect balance (metaphor for life)’

‘any one can afford it, even my great uncle Susan.’

‘I was stuck with ‘there’s a tap around the back.’

‘minus points due to the box having strange photos of men with weird hands and women feeding pigeons’

‘goon and beer is a double barreled shot gun of flavour’

‘provides the perfect cover for drinking in all kinds of socially unacceptable locations’