Mixes

‘does not really look fit for human consumption, but hey, don’t worry about it.’

‘by the end of the glass you’ll find yourself wiping away the tears of joy and reaching out for another glass’

‘works out netter value at the supermarket.’

‘Just like SA, I guess it’s OK.’

‘you have to find the perfect balance (metaphor for life)’

‘any one can afford it, even my great uncle Susan.’

‘I was stuck with ‘there’s a tap around the back.’

‘minus points due to the box having strange photos of men with weird hands and women feeding pigeons’

‘goon and beer is a double barreled shot gun of flavour’

‘provides the perfect cover for drinking in all kinds of socially unacceptable locations’